aaaand another newborn on Facebook

tumbleweedsinmyvagina:

Let’s just rename it Biological Clock.

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

(Source: poehlerfey)

captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

(Source: wheazley)


sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

(Source: scraap)

It’s official

In less than two weeks I’ll be on the AT in Hot Springs, NC. I’ve planned an ambitious schedule, as usual. And as usual, I doubt I’ll make my milage after the first week or so, but I’m going to try. I’m toying with the idea of a 22 mile slackpack as my first day, but then I remember I’m not stupid enough to get ANOTHER stress fracture in Hot Springs, or on my first day of hiking. Uke used to tell me never to make any decisions when it was raining or uphill. I’m beginning to think I need to add ‘at home, lying in bed in the warm and dry’ to that list. 


sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Godspeed Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

(Source: m45c)

I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it.

Haiku by l.s.f.   (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: despawndent)


undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

Do you love the color of the sky?


joyouslyprofane:

ratchh:

becca-morley:

adventures in school

The horse one, no omfg hahahaha

is that last one hawkeye’s origin story?

shsljolteon:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

mori-ar-ti:

my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me

WoW.

Did you just

yall need to cut down on the hyphens

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

i didn’t ask for this to happen

Thats what she said… every month.